I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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