apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
