her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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