dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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