yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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