...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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