Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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