we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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