I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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