Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just want nice things and good sex
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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