Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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