so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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