if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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