we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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