Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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