Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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