GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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