..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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