Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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