sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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