sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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