operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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