Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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