No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
