If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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