ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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