I've blown a few things in my day
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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