I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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