Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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