I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
