why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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