I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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