The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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