You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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