My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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