Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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