And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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