You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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