I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
