Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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