What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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