so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
40s are totally the cure
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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