the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This baby is an asshole
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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