ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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