we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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