he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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