First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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