my vag is so smooth its legendary
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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