p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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