I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
